Thursday, March 23, 2006

No Pod I



The pain! Cry for the children! Yes, in response to overwhelming demand from both non-related subscribers, THE DEVIL IN THE DARK. Get your hands off me you damned dirty carbon-based lifeform. Witness the finest Nimoy impersonation of Shatner ever recorded outside of an Ameritrade commercial. Be honest, did you cry? Did you feel that uncomfortable lump in your gullet the size of a tribble nut? Coming this week!



Sunday, March 19, 2006

Dirty. I feel dirty.


Finally, all the finagling worked. I got Al and Bill to do a Firefly episode. One of the best, Shindig. How will I get Inara to listen? She seems so far away. She doesn't even know I am alive...........David
PS I am saving up to buy my own ship.

Wednesday, March 15, 2006

WARNING: DO NOT SCROLL DOWN

Dear Diary,

There is a bad man who sent me a picture of someone I never liked and now I like her less. Now I like him less. Please make him stop.

Al

For those of you that can't resist, HHGG Episode 2 is now available on iTunes.

And for our next trick, either Spock's Brain or some show called Fire's Fly or something like that. Serene Valley?


Dear Zooey, behave or this will be your fate.

David

Monday, March 06, 2006

Good Things™ come to those who wait...



...or something. And what a wait it was. And for what? The five-baller. Just a few quick notes:

We had technical difficulties up the yinyang. I don't know what that means either, but it sure did keep us down for a month.

There is absolutely no truth to the rumor that Al was too drunk to turn on the TV, much less speak coherently about what he was watching. Uh, really. It was just some problem because he was using dial-up. And apparently he is sticking by that story.

Intel Macs rock. They just don't like Skype very much. Universal Binary, wherefore art thou?

All the technical problems led us to try something a little different: Separate recordings mixed later rather than one recording of all speakers at the same time. Does it sound any better? (What the heck is happening, supplying useful information rather than fluff! Bad writer, bad!) We wonder... If ones podcast and none listen, does it make a sound?

You can find the episode at your local video store, or order it from Amazon.com using this link:

Where No Man Has Gone Before/The Corbomite Maneuver

(Holy Testicle Tuesday! Where No Man Has Gone Before? That's, like, one of the best episodes in the universe! We gotta do that one soon!)

The claim that someone requested Spock's Brain is apparently not only correct, but also serious. In our opinion, seriously flawed, but then who are we to judge. We'll have to consult the cat.

You can find our podcast for the week at the iTunes Music Store, or download it directly here:

The Corbomite Maneuver (mp3)

AB&D

Next up: We return to our origins. Episode 2 of the BBC TV production of The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy.

Sunday, March 05, 2006

The Five Baller is on the loose


What is that sound? The sound of things clicking?

...Live from Dissociative Studios, the next ST-TOS commentary: The Corbomite Maneuver. Nudity, drinking, manequins, degenerate child actors, mental instability....What more could you ask for from a 1966 TV show?


How did this man come to like bears?

Was it the tranya? Or the solitutude?

Uh, Mr. Bailey......Is that you in the bear suit?