Like a long-delayed package, revenge, or a satisfying BM....look down and smile!

Following extensive legal proceedings, our now legendary Star Trek V: The Final Frontier podcast commentary is now off YouTube and back on iTunes. Marshmellons, smiling vulcans, and bourbon-tinged flatus aside, free yourself from the tyranny of overwhelming critical and public disdain as you immerse yourself in the ultimate question:

"Excuse me, what would God need with a podcast?...."

PS Go to the ABDWatchTV EBay store...you can get this glossy Lawrence Luckinbill autographed photo for $1.99.

Trouble right here in....

Now available here and on iTunes: Out of Gas, the near-sacred cow of Firefly installments.

Speaking of things neither sacred nor bovine, David lets us in on his idealized recreation...

Up next, Wink of an Eye, From ST-TOS. In this fast-moving 3rd season romp, Kirk gets his boots off, gets his boots back on, and gets some captain stuff in..... or does some stuffin'..... or, well, maybe we should just quit while we're behind, as we are attempting, against all odds, to give at least the pretense of a sense of an impression that we are, after all, a family-friendly 'cast.

Have I got a surprise for you!

Ruk......oh Ruk honey.......I've got your favorite toy!

You can catch our review (along the usual load of blath...uh, we mean, of, er, insightful commentary. Yah. And ribald humor! Yes! There will be ribaldry. Oh, and dancing. Lots of dancing. But no singing this time. We mean it. Really. Sorry about last time.) of this spectacular piece of craftsmanship and precision work HERE.

What are big androids made of INDEED!

PS For those of you who do not subscribe to AB&D Watch TV Premium Service ($12.95 per cast) and are wondering where your ST V: The Final Frontier is, you will either have to pony up (see link to Paypal) or wait until the season dries up after Labor Day, at which point ST V will be released for regular subscribers. In the meanwhile, a free bootleg Spanish translation is available on Unitunivision.

Next up: More on the Cassidy Family.....

No way.

WAY.

Coming soon on ABD: Star Trek V: The Final Frontier...

Paging Cliff Clavin!

ABD have descended into the depths of arcane headstool with their latest installment: Dagger of the Mind, from ST-TOS. Where everybody knows your name.

Available now on this site or over at iTunes (thanks for the huge royalty checks, Steve).

"... If memory serves, the umbilical cord is 90% potassium..."

And just what did you have in mind for your statue?

After simultaneous month-long stretches in 3 of Central America's finest "rehab facilities", Al, Bill, & David are back with another Firefly episode, "Jaynestown". Much singing, some whoring, and a little philosophy. Now on iTUNES and this site. An artist, I tell you, an artist.

Next up: "Dagger of the Mind" from ST-TOS.

Star Trek - Iron Chef Edition! Oh, wait...

Welcome to Al, Bill and David's kitchen. Today's special: Lasagna. Lots of it. Fresh and piping hot! (Hah! Get it? Piping! Cuz the Horta cut all those tunnels that look like pipes! And then there's that plumber's nightmare, right? Plumbers work on pipes, sure, they sure do! And don't silicon-based life forms have pipes instead of... of... oooh. Sorry. Just a moment of weakness there.)

We must have all been pretty hungry this time around. Lasagna, breasts of succulence... What, did I say hungry? Maybe we had something else on our minds. Well, Al did, anyway. Must have been all the rounded bits of silicone hanging about. (And yah, the rest of the gang have tried repeatedly - well, once, anyway - to explain the difference between silicon and silicone to the dear boy, but to be perfectly honest, we prefer thinking about strategically placed bits of silicone surgical enhancements ourselves, and have come to the conclusion that Al may have the correct approach after all: It is in fact better to be happy rather than right.)

So the point of all this is that we finally have an episode to post. Again. Neat. You can download it by using the link on the right, or from the iTunes music store. You have subscribed to us there, right Mom?

Devil in the Dark can be picked up from Amazon.com here:

Star Trek: The Original Series Volume 13 - This Side Of Paradise/The Devil In The Dark

(Excellent! Prepare for cheesy Utz-filled Podception: Two shining examples of Leonard Nimoy doing what he does best! It's almost too much of a good thing! Almost.)

Or of course, you can pick up the complete first season here:

Star Trek: The Original Series - The Complete First Season

Next up: Back for some more cleav... uh, Firefly. Scary hair. Abusive descriptions. Splenetic bible study. Jaynestown.