What the f*** is going on here?

And who the f*** are you? And where are the f***ing posts and 'casts?

Anger been a problem recently? Just the remedy from ABD Watch TV: Be like Nomad. Come back fucked up and fired up to destroy. Singing? Who wants singing when we can have empty circuits? Try opening up these hailing frequencies, asshole. Stay tuned or get ready to get cashiered by Nomad. Don't try any of that Jackson Roykirk shit on him this time.

Worst. Episode. Ever?......

Eymorg? Triacus? Or E freakin' PLEBNISTA!!!!

Now from ABD watch TV: The Omega Glory....

For that little last minute Valentine's Day gift...or perhaps a missed anniversary....just go to: http://www.midwestpins.com/Star_Trek_NASA_pins.htm . And please, save a little money for your medications.

Even the name hurts.

Please post your vote for W.E.E. if you think The Omega Glory ain't it.

"Get me out of this freakin' episode!!!....." "Get out of your own freakin' episode. I have to do this every f***ing week. Got any food around here?"

Next on ABD Watch TV: Citizen Kane. Best movie ever? We'll see about that.

...To bodily go where many men have gone before....

IT"S ALIVE!!!!!!!!!!

We, the people who are blacker than blue, dreamers of dreams, in order to form a more perfect union, have re-assembled the musicians to take another pass at the pinata that is..................... WINK OF AN EYE. Truly shag-a-licious!

Now available on iTunes and several soft-core sites such as http://www.idospacebabeswheneverican.com/..... No sign of an animal life anywhere. Coffee anyone?

Bringing it on back home...

Shaw? McBeal? Single Female Lawyer? Who would you call if you had just snuffed out your best friend in an act of Captain's chair pique? What is it with people named Finney/Finnegan? Who are the DeBolts and why do they have 17 children? Now up on Al, Bill & David Watch TV:

Court Martial

(yes you guessed it you....you you)...

Clues for the next installment:

If you know, just keep it to yourself....the rest of the class already hates you. And that Valentine you got from Laura Shumacher? The only one you got? Everyone else in class got one too.

We are now orbiting the planet REBUS

...cashing in the Bill of Rights....

Can you guess which episode is up next on ABDWatch TV?

(hint for the faint of will: the episode title rhymes with "The Double with Dribbles"...)

If Only He'd Listened...

(Actual victim of Uhura's moonlight dance in Star Trek V. Dude, we're so totally, like, sorry.)


To cringe or not to cringe, that is the question—

Whether 'tis nobler in the mind to suffer

The slings and arrows of outrageously poor costuming choices and plot holes

Or to take arms against a sea of horrific dialogue and poor acting

And by viewing, accept them. To view, to expose the eyes—

Yet again; and by accepting to say we endure

The heart-ache and the thousand (un)natural shocks

That our poor mind is heir to — 'tis a consummation

Devoutly to be wish'd - NOT!


We try. We try so hard. Sure, it looks easy and fun from afar; the witty banter and casual laughter thrown about with seeming abandon . You would think it's just a few dilettantes, nay, layabouts, merely wasting time in a most frivolous and trivial pursuit. Oh, yes, it's all fun and games - until someone gets hurt.

What, you think this is just a lark? Heck no. We mean business, and the serious kind at that, not that monkey stuff everyone keeps accusing us of.

Guys with a mission. Says so, right there, to the, uh, right.

Our motto: To Serve (not Man, no, don't even go there, no cookbooks here) and Protect.

We take the bullet for you. Let you know what's coming. Tell you when to run and when to hide.

Heed our words. Listen to the 'cast. And when we say cringe, gosh darn it, we mean it! Cover those eyes! Plug those ears! Look away, dear listeners, and don't end up like this poor schlub.

Just when you were getting up to leave....look down and smile again!

From the same people that brought you Idi Amin as Tom Joad and Manuel Noriega as Willy Loman....next in the great tradition of post-dictatorial thespian stylings: Kodos the Executioner as some schlub in a 3rd rate traveling Shakespeare company. Bravo indeed.

Now available on ABDWatchTV as well as iTunes (search Al, Bill, and David or just type in "most popular")..."The Conscience of the King" from ST-TOS' first season. Hemi-facial disfigurement, Kevin Riley, scleral show...and a play to boot. Lucky you.